Grant a wish.

[PrairieDuck]

Granted,but they were stolen shortly after you recieved them.

I wish that I have a job and a home in the Digital World.

[Masquerade]

Granted, but your job is low-paying and dissatisfying and your house is actually a one-room shack.

I wish trees and other plants could talk.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, the Living Forest becomes a reality, and you get thrown into a hungry tree's mouth in Kombat.

"DMX Wins. Flawless Victory. Fatality."

I wish Mortal Kombat 8 came out.

[Masquerade]

Granted, but the graphics and game-play suck nuts and you can only choose between three characters.

I wish that mosquitoes did not exist.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, instead of that there's flying saucers the size of ants that get inside your nostrils to suck out your grey matter and later fly off to their next victim.

I wish you hadn't condemned the whole human race... again... and not because of me!

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, the miniature aliens aren't a threat to humans any more. The cost of destroying their fleet is staggering however and the government has begun a high tax on pie!

Crimson: Somebody free the pie!

Zorromon: That's not how the game is played.

Crimson: Oh right. I wish somebody would free the pie.

[Masquerade]

Granted, but it turns out that all of the pies have turned into mud pies.

I wish people didn't need to sleep.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, have a coffee pie. After you don't feel your tongue anymore, you're sure not to sleep again.

I wish I knew what I wanted.

[Masquerade]

Granted, but you wasted your final wish on wishing to know what you wanted to wish for. Did you get all that?

I wish there was a cure for the common cold.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but now we have uncommon cold, which is 10 times more dangerous to the point it's fatal if not treated within 5 seconds, you've caught it now, and you just wasted 4 seconds by reading this.

I wish the sky wasn't blue.