Grant a wish.

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

granted but your breasts are like those of a male chest




i wish i could come to US and stay

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Granted. Your to stay in jail for being an illegal Alien and British.

I wish for Sadako. She's hot.

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted, but she's paralysed...

I wish for Hayden Penettiere!

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

erm...granted but her breath smells....like cheese?


i wish for this emptyness to go away

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted... Ur room is no longer empty, since I added string cheese!

I wish for a golf club and a few matches

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

granted, now you're banned from the local golf tournements for developing pyro golf



i wish for a holiday in america with renamon

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted, but you're on your ur way to Alaska!

I wish that I can fly like Nathan Petrelli!

[Ghostiemon]

grabted you now fly by igniting your own farts

i wish my brother would go away

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Granted, he hides in your ass-crack.

I wish I could one day RULE THE WORLD!!!

[Ghostiemon]

granted you are overthrown by a squirell who's nut you once stole

i wish i had a drink