Grant a wish.

[Misty]

Granted, but it's just a very blunt 3-inch dagger.

I wish for something good to drink..

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

granted but its blended rotten tomatoes



i wish i could have some fun right now

[Misty]

Granted, but it's not the fun you want.

I wish I lived here right now.

[Ghostiemon]

granted but you are unaure of where 'here' is

i wish i had more time

[Misty]

Granted, but it goes backwards.

I wish money was never a problem for anyone.

[Psycho333]

Granted but now everyone buys nuclear missles

I wish I was a Super Saiyan

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but the power is too much for you to handle and you explode. Make sure you avoid HFIL when you get to the other dimension.

I wish for some Oreos.

[Chaotic Phoenix]

Granted, but the filling inside isn't what you think it is... :/

I wish I were Super Saiyan Mario...^.^

[eurtan]

granted but majin bowser destroys you as you try to blow him up.

i wish i could send a night of great love with Vook and Kalyx

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Granted, but you each get a set of STD's, four of which are yet to be discovered.

I wish for breast cancer.