Grant a wish.

[Misty]

Granted...in like an odd number of posts...

I wish there were more people on... >_<

[Ghostiemon]

granted but they all die in the snowball of death

i wish i was'nt alone

[Misty]

Granted, but there are too many people crowded around you.

I wish I didn't have to live with my mom anymore x.x

[Ghostiemon]

granted

i wish i didn't either

[Misty]

Granted!

I wish I had a car.

[Ghostiemon]

granted
it does'nt work

i wish i could drive

[Misty]

Granted, but you get into an accident the first day..

I wish I could sleep.

[Ghostiemon]

granted
you sleep for 5 years and the wotld is run by san ity the d.a.d was closed as it was a source of randomness
only you could have prevented it

i wish more people posted in the snowball thread

[Misty]

Granted, but they all kill you by poking you to death.

I wish someone was here to hang out with me.

[Psycho333]

Granted but the word "hang" is taken too literally

I wish this place had more extreme hentai