Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you bloat to a house sized grease-filled female and are able to eat anything you see without getting anymore fat.

I wish cheap movies would be funnier.

[Kalyx]

Granted, now all the first-run, great movies are only found in the discount bin of your local party store.

I wish yiffing was an Olympic event.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but it is soon canceled due to several cases of death by phallic overexertion.

I wish for some Dr. Pepper.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I give you a lifetime's supply and now I can never be on DaD for the caffeine in it keeps me going.

I wish I had half of it back.

[Kalyx]

Granted, but the Dr. Pepper guy, from the 80's commercials has to deliver it to your home...a case a week...singing and dancing, "I'm a Pepper, you're a Pepper..."

I wish I knew what life was all about.

[MISTER BIG T]

Granted, but yours end the following second.

I wish I'd have (more) beer.

[Erethzium]

okay *gives him more beer*

i wish for a macro MagnaAngewomon ^___^

[Kurtz]

Granted, but she warns she will kill you if you come anywhere close to her.

I wish I wasn't so hostile.


Kurtz: *hiding in a corner*

[Erethzium]

uhm..................................................................okay.

AWL: she can't kill me, she's too good-hearted.

MagnaAngewomon: rrgh..that is correct.

i wish foooooooor an idea for a lemon.

[Misty]

Granted!! *AWL and Guilmon??*

I wish for Spring Break already!