Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, But since you tried to deny us from doing whatever you want, I click my fingers and eat the sandwich that you were about to eat. Tough.

I wish I could find more flaws in people's attempts.

[Disturbed]

Granted but within your search you find some porno and whack off and forget about what you were searching for in the first place.

I wish for amnesia

[Kurtz]

Granted, you will never remember the day you got Dot's first uncensored event. So technically now, I am!

I wish there was a huge place we could all meet up at.

[Disturbed]

Granted but I get caught up in some important business with Tieya so I dont come.

I wish I was an Orc

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you are shot, tranquilized of such and then experimented on.

I wish that if Disturbed could become a orc, Dot could become real. Lolz.

[Disturbed]

Granted but then I change my mind and become a Tauren instead :P

I wish Ebon was real heh

[Kurtz]

Granted, but as nature calls, Ebon has no powers or growth at all. She's just normal.

I wish that I had more to eat x_x

[Disturbed]

Granted but the only thing you get is carrots :P

I wouldnt mind just the normal Ebon :)

I wish for Southern Cross to finish up :3

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, though the ending becomes too rushed.

Crimson: Seriously though, I'll post soon and help keep things going.

I wish for some cookie dough ice cream.

Crimson: Ahh, it's the attack of the sweet tooth!

Sweettooth: *drives in from Twisted Metal and causes great destruction*

Crimson: Uh, I didn't mean that literally.

[Disturbed]

Granted but theres no spoon so you'll have to eat it with your face

Ebon: *takes the icecream and puts a scoop into the cleavage of her breasts*

I wish Mall of Amercia would host Disturbed or Lamb of God so I could go :3