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**Misty** · 01-04-2007, 09:48 AM

Granted, but they chew on your underwear instead..

I wish all alcohol was banned except beer and champagne/wine.

**Disturbed** · 01-04-2007, 09:56 AM

Granted but there goes all the alcohol taxes

I wish for a new hat

**Misty** · 01-04-2007, 09:59 AM

Granted, but it's too big

I wish for a puppy

**Disturbed** · 01-04-2007, 11:00 AM

Granted but it barks a lot

I wish for a better goatee

**Misty** · 01-05-2007, 08:48 AM

Granted, but it comes to life and eats you.

I wish I still wasn't sick........temp of 102

**Crimson Fox** · 01-05-2007, 04:03 PM

Granted, now you're healthy but your computer catches a virus instead.

I wish for life size doll of Lurea.

**Disturbed** · 01-05-2007, 05:18 PM

Granted but you dont get it home *winks*

I wish for Monica to have fun

**Misty** · 01-05-2007, 06:56 PM

Granted, but she gets drunk then gets raped...haha

I wish there were chocolate cows!

The Big Bad Rav · 01-05-2007, 10:21 PM

Granted, but it doesn't give out chocolate milk. Instead, IT'S EDIBLE!!

I wish for Tiger Woods to be gone from the PGA tour and other golf crap...

**Misty** · 01-06-2007, 05:28 AM

Granted, but his plane crashes in Singapore and he has to live with you..

I wish.....this damn fly would go away!! >_<