Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted but he is sitting in your lap right now

I wish to know what Yolie would be like ten years older

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted... Expect no more glasses and bigger boobies...

I wish for frogs to rain in China

[Kurtz]

Granted, but they all land into Chinese catapults which throw them all back to your own country.

I wish you had a weapon to deflect them.

[Disturbed]

Granted *holds up guilmon and all the arrows hit him instead*

I wish for better computer speakers..I think mine are fried

[Misty]

Granted, but they will blow up on you.

I wish I had no more school

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted... But u have to stay with mom FOREVER!

I wish Digimon were real

[Misty]

Granted, but they all hate you.

I wish Gol was here...in my arms

[Crimson Fox]

Crimson: Granted. One Gol plushie, enjoy. *places it in her arms*

I wish for a loyal army of robots.

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted, but malfunction at first command...

I wish for an extra eye on the back of my head

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you're caught by the government due to your extra eye and are sent to a lab to be experimented on.

I wish the PS3 was an affordable system with good games.