Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, a female.

Kurtz: Why would I pounce and lick? *grin*

I wish you didn't widen your eyes.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, instead yours shrink and disappear from the sockets.

I wish that didn't sound so Wishmaster.

[Misty]

Granted, but instead, you sound like Pee-Wee Herman

I wish I would have never seen Pee-Wee Herman's show..

[Disturbed]

Granted but instead you get to watch infomercials

I wish the Lions would have won today

[Misty]

Granted, but the other team killed the Lions..

I wish some people weren't so goddamned stupid!

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted, now their so terribly smart!

I wish for bubbles, MASSIVE bubbles...

[Misty]

Granted, but one engulfs you and takes you into space.

I wish Christmas was here already! GOD DAMN

[Disturbed]

Granted but I still have another 45 minutes

I wish time would go slower

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but time stops all together...forever...

Ada: Unless you're wearing a Ribbon which protects against Stop. *smirks*

I wish for all my friends to have a great holiday.

[Disturbed]

Granted but everybody gets confined into a small room

I wish for Monica to have a great christmas ^.^