Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted but their only dummy rounds this time

I wish for a plane

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you can only fly it to Newport and back once.

I wish that wasn't a problem.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, *Pushes a large button and blows up newport* Now she can't fly anywhere.

I wish I didn't blow up anyone cool.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but that's about half the population. Pretty hard to not blow them up.

I wish there were more sensible people.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you just blew up an animation studio that was planning making all our fanmade characters real.

DMX: Wait- I can picture it. *Starts imagining*



DMX: Woah.

Real-DMX: And now, to replace my counterpart *Knocks the foruml DMX to the ground*

DMX: Wait! What are you doing? You can't kill me! I'm you!

Real-DMX: You'd do the same.

DMX: You've got a point.



DMX: Woah, why didn't that happen?

I wish that happened.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but our real selves destroy the planet in one of their many fights.

I wish I could run as fast as the speed of light.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but now everybody freezes around you and you can do whatever you want to them without them noticing. Wait- that's not a bad thing. Uh oh-

I wish that wish was cancelled. *Takes pants off and throws them to the fire already*

[Kurtz]

Granted, but SEGA sue you.

I wish that they paid for it.

[Disturbed]

Granted but he gets paid in plushy dollars

I wish to know what an anthro bobcat would look like

[Misty]

Granted, but it eats you right after

I wish Wisconsin wasn't so cold.