Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: *summons a new trendy red and black long robe for Ada that covers her entire body* Granted?

Kurtz: I wish she liked it.

[Disturbed]

Granted but I I'll get her a set instead

Darkwater Robes set: http://wow.allakhazam.com/db/item.html?witem=21527

Saphire: *changes Disturbed's fur to orange*

I wish she would stick to one color

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: Granted. *points a stick to the back of Saphire's neck* Make him purple, it looks deadly.

I wish she said yes.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but she makes you purple too.

Random monster: ME HATE PURPLE!! ME SMASH!!

I wish you had something to protect yourselves with... Like a straw or a potato.

[Disturbed]

Granted but the potato is hot and the straw is too small

Disturbed: *grabs Kurtz's stick and throws it a way* Why are you pointing a stick at the back of my sister's neck?

I wish to know

[Shadowknight]

Granted. Cause he's crazy.

I wish I had a copy machine that can copy physical things.

[Disturbed]

Granted but thats called a cloner...

I wish we brought back clones and the magic notepads!!

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but the universe implodes from the chaos.

I wish for a flying fortress.

[Kurtz]

Granted, *summons the Sanctuary Fortress from Metroid Prime 2* enjoy.

I wish I had time... more of it.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, time freezes for everyone but you. You can't interact with anything and by the time it wears off you'll be 500 years old.

I wish I could freeze time whenever I wanted.