Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted but she's really Alexia in desguise
Alexia: Hey leave me out of this!

I wish for something to do

[Kurtz]

Granted.

Nath: *huggles Saphire from behind and nuzzles her neck softly* Hey cutie.

I wish work didn't start for me already....

[Shadowknight]

Granted, I rewind time, but accidentally rewind it so far you're late for work for the previous day.

I wish I had contacts that glew in the dark.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but they shatter and pierce your eyes. Owww.

Kyo: WOOHOO! LAST DAY OF WORK OVER AGAIN! *runs into work*

*several hours later*

Kyo: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

I wish it really was. lol.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but now you have no income.

I wish I had a sword made of thunder!

[Disturbed]

Granted but its shocking

I wish to ride an elevator

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you'll get stuck with an old horny hag till the 10002nd floor, and you are just in the 2nd.

I wish for a Nympho.

[Disturbed]

Granted but she's an Ice Nympho so when you enter her your member becomes an icesicile.

I wish a hundered gallons of booze would fall from the sky and into my mouth *opens mouth*

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but...

you get crushed... no
you suffer alcohol poisoning... no
your jaw rips off... no

i got it!

granted but its all NA beer!

i wish the next person to post wont grant this wish

[DragonMasterX]

If I had understood what you had just said, I would.

I wish for busty girl to appear.