Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted but shes wearing a giant coat so you cant stare at her chest or ass

I wish it was warmer

[Kurtz]

Granted, it's TOO WARM.

Kurtz: *lies down on the hill with Dot and just cuddles her, not caring about her chest or ass as he watches the display with her*

I wish everyone enjoyed Bonfire Night AKA Today.

[Disturbed]

Granted but the police come and discover there is underaged drinking an minors yiffing each other

I wish the police would leave

[Kurtz]

Granted, they leave, but not before they try to arrest Dorothy and Kurtz lobs their heads off for doing so.

I wish I could draw as brilliantly as Faiz. Then we could do a lot of works together. X3

[Disturbed]

Granted but I cant think of anything bad...dont feel like it

I wish for some cheese

[Kurtz]

Granted. *gives you a plate of cheese* There's no catches to it.

I wish for Poke to be a god at writing lemons.

[Disturbed]

Granted but gods are spirits so Poke is now dead

I wish people were more carefull with their wishes.

[Kurtz]

Granted, POKE IS ALIVE, GODAMNIT! X____________________X

I wish I didn't make huge faces like that.

[Disturbed]

Granted but instead you do the \m/ > . < \m/ instead

I wish everybody loved hard rock as much as me

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, now you hate it.

I wish that people would wait for my characters to reply before continuing.