Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted but in the process you slip and full cracking your head open

I wish for Ozzfest 2007 tickets

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but there counter fit tickets

I wish for a car

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it doesn't have wheel.

I wish I had a horse.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but it lame horse so you can't ride it

I wish you had another horse

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but it isn't tame and doesn't allow you to ride it...at least not without great injury.

I wish for a book of magic spells.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but the price of learning it secrets in your soul

I wish I had a book on whithe magic

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it only teaches you Esuna.

I wish I had a book that taught me how to use Black magic.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but you kill your self trying ou the first spell

I wish boss was not dead

[Shadowknight]

Granted, because I'm immortal.

I wish I could control the universe.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but as soon as it happen the universe inploads on itself

I wish that Katt was real and in my college dorm room