Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: Granted, but ya must become my partner to do so.

Kurtz: I wish you would accept, even though it has nothing to do with yiffing.

[Disturbed]

Granted but now instead of tied together your arms are tied individually from the ceiling making you dangle from the ceiling.

I wish Shadow has some fun with our friend Renee here

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: Not Granted.

Steven: Granted, but Steven reverses time so he has no fun at all.

Kurtz: I wish you knew I respect others. *slashes the ropes that hold Renee up and catches her before she hits the floor*

[Shadowknight]

Renee: Well, at least one of you has manners. *Stares at LOG and Shadow* BUT TWO OF YOU DON'T!!

Shadow: I really wish I knew what I did.

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: Let's see, you put a muzzle on her mouth, you chained her up, you're sometimes a pervert to her.... Granted.

Kurtz: I wish I was allowed to go hellbent on Shadow and LOG along with Renee.

[Disturbed]

Granted but you only get to do it with a toy bad

Disturbed: I wish LoG would leave people alone

[Kurtz]

Granted, he has to leave for ten centuries.

Kurtz: I wish this toy was a keyblade. A real one.

[Disturbed]

Disturbed: Granted no objections *keyblade falls from the sky and lands at Kurtz's feet*

Disturbed: I wish for Kurtz to tear someone a new asshole

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: Sure. Granted. *grabs the keyblade and fires a hole through Shadow's heart*

Kurtz: I wish Renee would get him now.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the keyblade freed the evil locked in my heart.

D-Shadow: Guess who... *Snaps his fingers and Renee is strapped down to a large metal table with a ball gag in her mouth, Now this, I'm gonna enjoy.

I wish no one would try to stop me.