Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted but he half-asses all the chores and you get in trouble for it.

I wish for some chicken

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's a robot chicken.

I wish I had a robot butler.

[Disturbed]

Granted but it runs on batteries

I wish for some chocolate

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but it the wrapper on the chocolate bar is unbreakable.

I wish for some Rena Sauce.

[Disturbed]

Granted but its diet so its not as effective

I wish to be the best daddy in the world ^.^

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but several jealous fathers come and beat you up.

I wish you'd be healed.

[Kurtz]

Rosa: Granted! Cure! *cures Disturbed and huggles* How are ya now, dad?

I wish you were here to see that, Crimson.

[Crimson Fox]

Crimson: Granted, but it takes a while for me to read the posts, oh well. *goes back to read*

I wish for a Dragon Spear.

[Kurtz]

Rosa: Granted, but the end of it turns into a real life dragon and bites your head off. *giggles*

Rosa: I wish I was at least two more years older... then I'd be able to join Uncle Kurtz in College, gee.

[Disturbed]

Granted but I'll be with you every step of the way...dont want you ending up with Blaze or Shadow or something

I wish some some guys were less perverts and more gentlement