Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted but for every 1 annoying person you kill 2 more pop up in its place

I wish for whoever came up with that idea would die because it is very cliche

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but two more of him take his place.

Slashmon: Won't see me complaining! *Continues slicing through annoying person after annoying person*

Shadow: I wish they'd be a bit proffesional and stay dead.

[Disturbed]

Granted they're professional stuntmen...they never die for some reason

I wish Slash would suck a golf ball through a garden hose

[Shadowknight]

Slashmon: *Drops a person right as he's about to drive his claws through it's skull* Okay, new target! *Lunges at Disturbed, claws bared*

Shadow: I wish there was a Gatomon to distract him!

[Disturbed]

Granted *holds up a Gatomon and puts his sword to its throat* Attack me ant the gato gets it got it?

I wish I was in an action movie, thats good stuff.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but you get put in a B horor movie and are the first to die

I wish for a box of lemon drops

[Disturbed]

Granted but you drop your lemeon drops on the floor and the lemon kind comes and kicks your ass because you desicrated one of its own.

I wish for some pepsi

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, *drinks down tank of pepsi* Ahhhh... refreshing. Thanks.

I wish to have some Lemon Pie to eat.

[Disturbed]

Granted but I put a little extra cream in your pie enjoy

I wish and evil scientist would clone me and the clone would kick my ass

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but afterwards you can't tell which is the original so you have no clue who's ass got kicked.

I wish I had a clone to do all my chores.