Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted but it drops on my head cartoon style *bonk* Damn it!!!

I wish you had a jetpack

[Shadowknight]

Granted, *Flies up to Saphire's window and peaks in*

I wish she was changing... and didn't notice me.

[Kurtz]

Nath: *shuts the curtains from inside the room* Not granted.

Nath: I wish that there was a lock on the window.

[Disturbed]

Granted

Saphire: Um..there is one *walks up and locks the window*

Disturbed: *looking up from below*...pervert...DARK SHOT *fires a dark sphere at Shadow*

I wish that hits him

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but I bail from the jetpack and it crashes into you.

I wish for a big bang, I like loud noises.

[Kurtz]

Granted, Lurea sends you accidentally back in time to the Big Bang.

Lurea: Whoops! Looks like I sent Shadow to get totally killed by huge flying rocks.

Nath: Eh, so how are you, Saphy? *looks back at her, smiling kindly*

I wish for a huge weapon to land on the rocks now attacking Shadow.

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: Whoa, cool. I wonder... *Smacks a random asteroid*

*Future*

Slashmon: I wonder if Shadow being in the past will have any odd consequences? *Transforms into a Gatomon* That answers that question.

Shady: Ruf! Gruf! Rrrrrr, *Tranlation: I wish Shadow was back. I like him.*

[Disturbed]

Granted but Shadow's female form returns though

Saphire: Um...fine..

I wish for some new shoes

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but thanks to Shadow's tampering with the past shoes are now made out of balogna.

Shadow: Okay, this I hate.

Slashmon: Welcome to the club.

Shady: *Starts sniffing Slashmon*

Slashmon: Uhh, why is he sniffing me like that?

Shadow: Are Gatomon in heat this time of month?

Slashmon: I wish not.

[Disturbed]

Granted but instead its that time again for Renamon's season in head

*millions of Renamon pounce on Slashmon all trying to mount him and fighting over him*

I wish Slash gets out alive