Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

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Granted. But now they come to your door and break in, stealing all of your possessions.

I wish you had insurance for all that. ROFL.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but his premiums go through the roof and he ends up living in a van down by the river.

I wish I had a van down by the river.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but it is the Mistory van off of Scooby-Doo

I wish I was a computer program

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you get attacked by a virus and McAffee destroys you.

I wish I could bowl a 300.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but when you do this bomp straped to your head will blow up

I wish the bowm would not go off

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but I think it will so I throw it at you and run.

I wish it would blow now.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted *boom and see smoke all around me* why did you have to wish that the bomb would go off in my face

I wish we had enough people for my Guyver rpg

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but they're all monkeys and just throw poop at you.

I wish the Guyver RPG would get some more people, the traditional area is kinda dying with only me, DMX, and Gun in the SAF one.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but you need to tell me what is going on SAF

I wish Shadow would tell me

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, I won't tell you a bit then.

I wish Mar would get 9999999999999991 Experience Points so he'd finally ascend to LV 99.