Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, I raise his IQ by .00000000001%, now he's not so retarded.

I wish for something lucky to happen.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, everything goes back to normal and CW gets his wish granted too, but his genitalia grows so big it breaks through his own house.

I wish there was a girl able to take that.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but G-Lurea would still consider Weredragon "small" even with the wish.

I wish Lurea was here.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you gotta wait 69 hours before I finish with her.

I wish she'd have at least a few energy left to give Crimson a BJ.

[Crimson Fox]

Crimson: Granted, but then I have Monica cast Curaga on her so that I get my 69 hours of yiffing with her.

Monica: I wish for a new pair of gloves.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, they are made from the softiest silk and the best painting colors. Oh, and they costed Crimson one of his balls, and a kidney.

I wish people would valorize themselves better.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but they're still far from perfect.

Monica: Yay, new gloves...wait a sec.

Crimson: So much pain... *falls to the floor*

I wish for some help.

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: GRANTED, TIDE! *waves a hand and Crimson's ball returns to it's normal spot, as well as his kidney. But he gets washed away by the flood*

Luna: That's better.

L-Kurtz: Yeah, a lot better

Lurea: I'm starting to wonder why you two look exactly the same... *poins to Kurtz and L-Kurtz and starts giggling*

I wish for some type of medicine.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, *Hands you a suppository the size of his fist*

I wish for a really cool sword on WoW.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but since I never played it, you get the mythical item: "Teleport Scroll"

I wish to see a Tauren.