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**Casey the furry one** · 10-21-2006, 01:51 PM

Granted but it can only do one point of damage

I wish I had a cool sword for display only

**Shadowknight** · 10-21-2006, 08:17 PM

Granted, but it's kept in a solid steel display case so you can't see it.

I wish I could fly.

**Kurtz** · 10-21-2006, 08:47 PM

Granted, but you come down to earth with a big THUD a few seconds after taking off.

I wish I had some type of GOOD weapon.

**Disturbed** · 10-21-2006, 10:42 PM

Granted *hands Kyo and Ice Barbed Spear from WoW*

I wish for a new puppy

**Kurtz** · 10-21-2006, 10:44 PM

Granted, but instead of one, you get two.

I wish for a ticket.

**Casey the furry one** · 10-22-2006, 12:50 AM

Granted but it is a one way ticket to hell

I wish I could go to hell so could rule

**Shadowknight** · 10-22-2006, 03:06 AM

Granted, but the rest of SDP conguered it years ago so you have nothing to do.

I wish I was a god.

**Crimson Fox** · 10-22-2006, 04:08 AM

Granted, but the power you recieve is too great even for a god and you promptly blow up. Fireworks!

I wish for a plasma rifle.

**Shadowknight** · 10-22-2006, 05:57 AM

Granted, but the ammo for it hasn't been invented yet so it doesn't do anything.

I wish for a shotgun.

**Crimson Fox** · 10-23-2006, 07:01 AM

Granted, now all you need is some shells, joy.

I wish for a suit of armor.