Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, it happens to you instead.

I wish for a weapon to fight off these psycho squirrels.

[AuroraSonicBoom]

Granted, but then it malfunctiones and all the squirrels go for your 'nuts'.

I wish I'd own a pet squirrel.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but he has rabies.

I wish I knew what rabies meant, *Getting bitten by the squirrel*

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but you forget you your parents are.

I wish you would play with the rapid scrirrels

[Disturbed]

Wish granted...but I dont know what a rapid scirrels are so I cant find them

I wish for a dirty wish

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but its is clean WTH how did that happen

I wish that Shadow would play with the rabbid scrirrels

[Shadowknight]

I would, but then little nibbler here would be jealous. Isn't that right nibbler?

Nibbler: RARA!! RRRR RAR!!! RARRR!! *Bites Shadow's arm*

I wish I had feeling in my arm again, he's trying to give me a kiss.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but you fill intence pain in your arm

I wish Ace would not dig his claws into my shoulder

[Shadowknight]

Gran AHHHHHH!!! *Starts shaking his arm*

I wish this thing would stop biting me!

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but then it rips off testys

I wish that did not happen to Shadow and he did not remember it