Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, the free Pies are actually your salary for the next milenia.

I wish you could have a Pie too.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but it's as hard as a rock and I can't eat it, dammit.

I wish for a magic wand.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but he gets it in the face

I wish I could better control my money

[Shadowknight]

Granted, you give it all to me.

I wish I could go on a shopping spree.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but your money is only good in one store, Limited Too, MWAHAHAHAHA!!! *lightning cracks down as several windows shatter*

I wish for jet boots.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you can't control them and crash into the dressing room at the YMCA.

I wish that you go blind, for the love of humanity I wish you were blind.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but the pain of my eyes burning is truly agonizing. *dashes off from the YMCA and crashes into the side of another building*

I wish my eyes would return to normal now.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but I put them in backwards by accident.

I wish I knew what My brain looked like.

[Disturbed]

Granted but when you take it out to look at it you forget how to grip things and drop it. You try to pick it back up but you grab a squirrel instead putting it where your brain is.

I wish to know what would happen if you replaced your brain with a nut gathering squirrel

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but the squirrel eats through your thick skull killing you

I wish that did not happen