Grant a wish.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but he writes about normal stuff

I wish I could finish one of my stories

[Kurtz]

Granted, but then people start saying it's no good. Seriously, people are harsh these days. XD

I wish for more time. Time. TIME!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you get it all in the span of a second and age fifty years instantly.

I wish I had a cookie.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but the cookie is rotten.

I wish you had a cookie.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but a hyper active squirrel steals it.

I wish I had a shotgun.

[Disturbed]

Granted but the shotgun is actually a double-barreled tranq gun and you hold it backwards and shoot yourself.

I wish for Shadow to have a nice nap...Watch out for Freddy

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but Freddy visists you in you dreams and kills you

I wish Freddy was dead agian.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but now he's of the living dead and haunts you forever, trying to kill you. *insert evil laughter*

I wish for inspiration.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but it comes to me instead

I wish Crimson Fox would join Southren Cross rpg

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you'll have to wait till the college decides to stop killing me.

I wish for everyone to recieve a free pie.