Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, *Picks Dot up* Not the best way but I'll take anychance to get my hands on you.

I wish for a nice restaurant and movie theater to appear with no questions asked.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I explode them a second later and a blur of green snatches Dot out of your grasp.

I wish to know the obvious and know what the hell that green blur was.

[Disturbed]

Granted but you somehow forget it a second after

I wish for Dot to get all the pie she wants

[Kurtz]

Granted, but she's on a diet and says no.

I wish for some good luck - I accidentally knocked over ANOTHER monitor in work thanks to damn wiring....

[Disturbed]

Granted Dot now knows your phone number *ring-ring* its for you

I wish that was a free call

[Kurtz]

Granted, it costs nothing.

I wish.... I knew what to wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, *Shows a picture of a volcano* too bad you wasted your wish.

I wish for a gokart that can shoot out turtles.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but it backfires and you hit yourself with your own shell, ouch.

I wish for Excalipur.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it can only do 1hp of damage and can't kill anything stronger than a mouse.

I wish I could summon Shiva.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but then you'll get Matt annoyed. XD.

I wish you had ice resistance maxed out.