10-07-2006, 01:31 AM
Granted, but she leaves you the next day for another girl.
I wish I knew who stephanie is.
I wish I knew who stephanie is.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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Grant a wish.
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10-07-2006, 07:20 AM
Granted but then you find out shes your cousin
I wish for a big cheesburger...yum 
10-08-2006, 06:13 AM
Granted, but I've already eaten half of it.
I wish for a deatomizing ray gun.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
10-08-2006, 06:29 AM
Granted but Batteries are not included
I wish the moon was made out of salaami
10-09-2006, 06:00 AM
Granted, but it rots and the smell makes earth uninhabitable.
I wish I had a space station full of hot green alien women. Preferably Twi-Leks.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
10-09-2006, 06:58 AM
Granted but they have intergalactic STDs that you've never heard of before
I wish I had a new cell phone
10-09-2006, 07:20 AM
Granted, but every of your calls will be wiretapped and made public, for security reasons, of course.
I wish I'd have some fancy wish I could write down. 
10-09-2006, 01:53 PM
Granted, but you write it in invisible ink and can't see the wish.
I wish for a pet dragon. 
10-09-2006, 01:55 PM
Granted, but it breathes fire on you every time he sees you.
I wish for a bucket of ice. A huge one so I can stick my head in it. 
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