Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted.

Random Guy: Hey, did you hear? Some guy is selling the eiffel tower! I'm gonna go give him my money right now!

I wish for a way to get that money for myself.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but you get only a dollar of it

I wish I had a milloin dollars in real money

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but inflation rises so your one million dollars is worthless now.

I wish for a fortress.

[Disturbed]

Granted its a fortress made out of pie

I wish nobody got to eat it except its owner

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but it's stale, yuck!

I wish for a jetpack.

[Disturbed]

Granted but its filled with whipped cream

I wish I had some ice cream

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but it's hard as a rock and won't melt.

I wish Disturbed got some soft ice cream.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but its the kind you don't lik

I wish that I could get back with Staphenie

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but first you'll have to tell me if she's single and pretty.

I wish to know.

[Casey the furry one]

Yes she is single right now and if you like large girls the yes she is pretty.

I wish that I could get back with Staphenie.