Grant a wish.

[fred_18]

granted, but it could be spiked with something that could make you vomit

I wish you knew what that could be

[Casey the furry one]

Granted it was spoiled juice

I wish that I could change into my weredragon form without pain

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you won't have dick or balls after you do.

I wish you could find some pleasure in some way at least.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but then it only lasts for 1 second.

I wish it was Thursday.

[Disturbed]

Granted but its the following Thursday

I wish Kurtz would finally confess to Dot how he feels

[fred_18]

granted, but the day goes by too fast for your liking

I wish we didn't have housing inspections here were I live
*on another note, goodnight*

[Disturbed]

Granted no twists, night!!

I wish Crimson had a better schedule

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but I get double the work, groan. (Seriously though, things are starting to get easier so I should have more time soon.)

I wish something nice would happen to all the members of the SDP.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but something screws up, as usual.

I wish that Crimson recieved something good in the next two weeks.

[amaterasu]

Granted,but the earth blows up in two weeks.

I wish the earth didn't blow up.