Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but instead of that I'll give you the Southern Cross Mansion.

I wish I know how I mixed that up.

[Disturbed]

Granted now you have paparazzi all over your house lawn

I wish they would go away.

[Shadowknight]

*Pulls out a large bazooka* GRANTED!! *Pulls the trigger and nothing happens*

I wish I had some ammo.

[Disturbed]

Granted but the ammo is so strong it'll destroy half the house

I wish you have insurance

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but it only covers the normal stuff nothing about weapon of destruction.

I wish I could see your house being blown up

[Disturbed]

Granted but it was only a computer graphic of my house being blown up

I wish for a pony

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but it came half eaten from China.

I wish I was no longer sick in the head

[Disturbed]

Granted now your sick in the stomach

I wish I had an apple

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but I ate most of it.

I wish I had a whip cream to throw at the next poster.

[Disturbed]

Granted but the whipped cream was all over a Renamon..yum

I wish for some juice