Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

College Football..you wouldnt understand

I wish for some juice

[amaterasu]

granted,it's poisoned.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but I eat you with a hint of lemon. Yummy.

i wish that was a tastey fish.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but I catch and cook up.

I wish for a ham and cheese omlette

[amaterasu]

granted,but it explodes in your stomache.

I wish wishes never backfire against me.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but since that's a rule you can't ask for anymore wishes.

I wish for a new hardrive.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but it is stolen shortly after you get it.

I wish I had a pizza pie to my liking.

[amaterasu]

Granted,but it was made from your arm.

I wish my last wish never happened.

[Casey the furry one]

Can not grante wish we can not grant you wishes.

I wish that your wish before last was never wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but I accidentally unwish the wish that made him a millionaire playboy.

I wish I owned the playboy mansion.