Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but the hyperlinks don't work.

I wish that time sped forward. Like three days later.

[DJ Rocket]

Done but the time vortex over shoots the day you were waiting for and you end up in the year 2056.

I wish for a Big mac and some delicious French Fries.

[Kurtz]

Granted... I'm too lazy to give you a backfire, so have them.

I wish that I could actually carry on one of my ideas.

[DJ Rocket]

Granted, but once it is complete, the idea will back fire horribly!

I wish for all the digidestined girls to be waiting on my bed nude, ready and willing for some latino heat. (Yes i am latino)

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's too hot for them so they come visit my air conditioned bachelor pad.

I wish for a pool for some skinny dipping.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but when you skinny dip the digidestined girls have there digimon kick you ass out of the pool for being crude.

I wish that a could have pizza pie.

[Disturbed]

Granted but its really small

I wish for a years supply of pepsi

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but it's diet and is flat.

I wish for a kind mistress

[Disturbed]

Granted...bah no twist *spams an AquaRivamon in a hot bikini* enjoy

I wish for you to have a good time

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I get to her before him.

Nath: MRR! *pounces on the Aquarivamon*

I wish for something to clear my throat out.