Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it takes control of the Earth's Nuclear Power and conducts its self-destruction.

I wish to have another wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, here, have a free wish curtousy of me.

I wish I knew a power for 7000 posts.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, your new power is to make things grow. Strangely, you can't make them shrink.

I wish you wouldn't aim it at a snail, I hate snails.

[Kurtz]

Granted, I aim it at you.

I wish for a cure to this emptiness.

[Disturbed]

Granted but he aims it at a centipede instead

I wish the centipede doesnt hurt us.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it scares away every nearby girl.

I wish the girls were back.

[Kurtz]

Not granted. I'm in a dark mood today.

I wish for everyone else's death.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but they all get reincarnated as superheroes and you're the only villain.

I wish for laser eyes!

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you can't control them.

I wish for a good, dark Themesong.

[Shadowknight]

AHHHHHH!! HOW DO YOU TURN THESE THINGS OFF!? *Covers his eyes with his hands and blasts through them* AHHHHHH!!! Oh hot girl, *Looks at the girl and she explodes* NOOOOOOO!!

Granted, how about kitten is angry?

I wish for a better theme song.