Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but now Ken from Street Fighter wants to kill you.

I wish for your safety.

[Shadowknight]

*Transforms to Omni Shadow*

Omni Shadow: SHORYUKEN!! *Arm is engulfed by a bright blue aura as he uppercuts Ken.

Omni Shadow: Wish I could do that again.

[Disturbed]

Granted but Ken parries your uppercut this time

I wish I had less body hair, I look like a bear.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, you have it all waxed.

I wish for a camera during that it has to be hilarious.

[Disturbed]

Granted...dont care how its done I just want it gone.

I wish the world was covered in green jello

[Kurtz]

Granted, but only for two seconds.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

[KS_Naslund]

Granted, but you have two months of 8hr shifts ahead of you, good luck!

I wish for a smaller workload too.

[Disturbed]

Granted but it only lasts for 2 seconds

I wish I Kyo had a better job!!

[KS_Naslund]

Granted..... but it only lasts for 2 seconds!

I wish for two more seconds of peace and relaxation.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but for the rest of your life you must now listen to Barney singing.

I wish I had earmuffs.