Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, you get a new computer then runs 10x faster then your current computer and won't get destroyed anytime soon.

I wish you enjoyed it.

[Shadowknight]

He did, until it got hacked and starting swearing at him and threatening his safety.

I wish for a good firewall.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it blocks your access to most websites.

I wish for Regil to become a Chaos Lord.

[Disturbed]

Granted but Chaos Mistress has the mind of a Black Widow so she eats Regil

I wish someone would post so I can get number 4000

[Kurtz]

Granted, but then you have to make Regil a Chaos Lord. XD.

I wish you would actually do that so I can try and get you the 4000.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it causes the number to increase to 40000000000.

I wish D-Shadow wasn't controlled by the Chaos Mistress. Darn evil controlling hot dragon lady.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but now she kills you. Oh, the powers of darkness PWN a lot of people.

I wish Regil wasn't a minion, but something a bit higher ranked.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, he's now the chauffer.

I wish I knew how to spell that.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but now you can't spell anything else.

I wish you had a dictionary.

[Disturbed]

Granted but its all in chinese

I wish Matt takes the 4000th post and shove it in Kyo's face :P