Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, and it has unlimited fuel.

I wish for a gun.

[fred_18]

granted, but first thing you do is jump of a speed bump...eh I mean an old lady

I wish for a new brother, or at least someone to call a true brother.

oi forget this post

[Disturbed]

Granted *hands Kurtz a squirt gun* enjoy

I wish to be a cloud

[Kurtz]

Granted, but only for 1 second.

I wish Crimson would start the mad science posting weirdness.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but his mad science spawns an army of zombies.

I wish Renamon were here. Haven't seen her in awhile.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but she wants to kill you as usual.

I wish my leg didn't hurt.

[Shadowknight]

Renamon: *Strangling Shadow* Granted, I'll chop it off!

Shadow: I wish DMX were here.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but he's still ill, and very... weak.

I wish I had the way to cure him.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you don't have the ingredients to form the medicine.

I wish for a montage to happen while we search for the ingredients.

[Kurtz]

Granted. I have no strings to attach since my head is spinning as well.

I wish I could be where he is right now and help him.