Grant a wish.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted. But I don't know what you were talking about. too bad.

I wish for a random shocking twist of fate that is bad.

[Kurtz]

Granted, you're locked up this time for an entire month.

I wish you could get out.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but only for a second.

I wish for a one way trip to the sun.

[fred_18]

granted, but you hit the moon before you could get to the sun

I wish I was in your place

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but I tend to Chop/skewer/stap/hit/shoot/incinerate people who are in my house that aren't supposed to be.

I wish for a flamethrower that wasn't my altered super soaker.

[Disturbed]

Granted but you accidently set your computer on fire

I wish I had the "Destroyer of Worlds" sword in this picture
http://pacifistguild.org/media/upload/ka...hsword.jpg

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you can't lift it.

I wish I had the sword of mastery. Right now I'm using the sword you get from mor' ladim.

[Disturbed]

Granted but you accidently walk into the opposite faction's city and die.

I wish they raised the age level for WoW from 12+ to 17+

[Kurtz]

Granted, but they don't include any more violence/sex/whatever.

I wish Dot came online right now.

[Disturbed]

Granted, I cant say anything bad about that.

I wish for a motorcycle