Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted!! but it was just a pink plastic katana from an adult novelty store.

I wish I had preordered my Burning Crusade expansion for World of Warcraft already.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's a glitched copy that crashes your computer.

I wish i could find my glasses, I'm tottally blind at distance without them.

[Disturbed]

Granted, but they're in Renamon's hands and she wont give them back

I wish I could post faster

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you can now post a word faster than before.

I wish I had a bag of cookies right now, I'm hungry and need something salty.

[Kurtz]

Granted, *hands you a bag of cookies made by White*

I wish for my luck to change from bad to good.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, you find a penny, then get hit by a truck.

I wish for you to recover soon.

[Kurtz]

Granted, I recover TOO soon.

I wish that I had something to do.

[Disturbed]

Granted! but everything you do you have to do it with Guilmon on your back! *Guilmon jumps on Kurtz back*

I wish Renamon and Ranamon would have a mud wrestling match.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you don't get to watch it. Reserved for SDP members.

I wish to be able to record it in hi def.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but I keep the record in my room and we lose it forever.

I wish I would be at least a bit more tidy.