Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but now there are twisters going around.

I wish there were earthquakes too.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, *Knocks his sister off the couch and onto the ground* There's a 9 on the rictor scale for ya.

I wish for a jetpack.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, now you need some fuel.

I wish for a chocobo.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it runs away.

I wish to have two Muramasa's.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but I get a pair of Muramasas as well. *opens a box and gives DMX his Muramasas*

I wish I could understand everything.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the knowledge only confuses you.

I wish for a goldfish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, I give you a Goldfish cracker, enjoy.

I wish for a new invulnerable car.

[Shadowknight]

Jokes on you, I wanted a goldfish cracker! HA!

Granted, but it's a solid block of concrete shaped like a car.

I wish for super ninjitsu skills.

[Disturbed]

Granted, but you have no chakra to use them, sorry

I wish I would win some money tomarrow when I go to the casino.

[fred_18]

granted, but it is only a few dollars

I wish I could buy a katana