Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted, but all the old people are replaced by Barney clones

I wish for White to have a great day!

[Kurtz]

Granted. I can't say anything negative.

I wish for some good luck... I've had poor luck for over a month.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but they still don't have any pie at the bakery for you, your is luck is better for everything else however.

I wish for a new shield.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but there's a big B carved into it.. and a clone of Barney appears every 2 seconds while you carry it.

I wish the weekend was longer then 2 days.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but it is made of wood.

I wish that shield was on fire.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, it's now 2 days and 1 second.

I wish for a good drink.

[Kurtz]

Granted, (I can't think of anything bad to go here that I've already said)

I wish for my own Flamedramon plushy.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but it is Savigon Blanc Wine

I wish I could tell my girlfriend that I like fur and scale whith out her get mad at me.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, she won't get mad at you, she'll slap you, then dump you in a very calm and scary mood.

I wish for switching to another GMT.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you have to move country to do so.

Kurtz: Come to Wales, where there is... lots of water... *flat stare*

I wish it didn't rain as much in Wales.