Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, I give you my staff-shaped covered in hair lollypop.

I wish I had a hair dryer, maybe we can make that lollypop look cute!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's an old hair dryer that can't be used in the water.

I wish I had a bucket of ice water. I'm sure you know why.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but your in the bucket and freeze to death.

I wish for everyone to know about the magical world.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you don't.

I wish I didn't have school until I wanted to.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you always have homework regardless.

I wish for rocket powered skateboard.

[Disturbed]

Granted, but they're pointing up....now you'll get some air.

I wish for an Alien Ware desktop

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I destroy it a few seconds later.

Lurea: Aww, Kurtz, stop destroying people's property. *giggles*
Kurtz: *grins* Why? It's fun! *destroys someone elses computer*

I wish I didn't have to go to work.

[Disturbed]

Granted, but all your favorite digimon arrive where you work at.

I wish Lurea lives a long and happy life.

[Kurtz]

Lurea: THANKIES!! *hugs Disturbed*
Kurtz: Granted. *grins*

I wish for a new drink.

[Disturbed]

Granted, but Reno has to server your drink.

I wish an army of Smurfs would attack Crimson Fox