Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but the time stream collapses as a result.

I wish for an end to boredom.

[Master Grim]

Granted. Chucky (as in the evil doll) goes on a rampage, killing everyone oin sight.

I wish for a badass weapon to fight this evil!

[Kurtz]

Granted, I'll give you Leo Leonardo's Rat-Flail. (VG Cats FTW)

I wish I was Kurtz.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you get locked in a zoo because of it.

I wish I owned the moon.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but in two days, the moon explodes.

I wish for a weapon.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, *Hands you a butterfly dagger*

I wish I had a pair of San Setsu-Kon nunchucks. Those are the kind that have three peices of wood instead of two.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I get the Cerberus weapon from Devil May Cry 3.

I wish for a life-like version of the Rebellion sword.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it lives up to it's name and rebels against you.

I wish I had a guitar. I wanna learn how to play.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it has no strings.

I wish I knew more people.

[Shadowknight]

Granted but they're all annoying nerds who play LARP.

I wish I had a laser.