Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but we'll need a sacrifice, you!

I wish for a gunblade.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it breaks the second you swing it.

I wish for Poke's sword.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's only usable as a necklace because it's so tiny.

I wish I had 200 dollars so I could buy a gunblade set that includes a full sized one and a dagger sized one.

[Kurtz]

Granted: No catches. (I'm too tired to think of any)

I wish Lurea was really real. *snuggles her*

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but Monica becomes real too as a result. *huggles her fur*

I wish for a Dr. Pepper.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I get a Share-Size coke as a result of the wish coming true.

I wish Pokepimp would come back online...

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but he acts sane and boring, d'oh.

I wish for a new revolver.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it has no bullets.

(Think of what DMX would do if Lurea was real!)

I wish that I could understand Japanese.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but now you can't speak English or Welsh.

I wish for a castle.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but while you're in it, it crumbles down.

I wish for more time on the net.