Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it doens't come with any bolts.

I wish for a longbow with arrows.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but the arrows are all snapped in half.

I wish I had a bigger desk.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the extra space is made of mayonnaise!

I wish for a chicken.

[fred_18]

someone say chicken?
granted, but you have to catch it and kill it your self

I wish you didn't have to its messy when dealing with the feathers...

[Kurtz]

Granted, but the feather's are now stuck underneath your shirt, and you can't take your shirt off.

I wish I had a bottle of coke... *holds up empty one* I just ran out... and I'm damn thirsty.

[fred_18]

granted, but it tastes nothing like coke, in fact worse..

I wish you had a real coke.

I got to go bye!

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but this coke's hot, ugh.

I wish for a new laser gun.

[Kurtz]

Granted: No catches... I can't think of any at the moment.

I wish I could send you a drawing I did.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but after I see it the picture mysteriously vanishes, shoot!

I wish for some good fighting skills.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but a few seconds later, you get sued for copyright theft.

I wish I could sleep.