Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you'll never sleep again.

I wish for a remote controlled giant robot.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but the controls don't work when he starts to try and kill you.

I wish I could draw Lurea in all different positions.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but in exchange all the drawings are made on black paper with black ink.

I wish I wish I had a fish!

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I negate your wish two seconds later.

I wish for a better scanner.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it can only scan sizes below 1 by 1 inch.

I wish for a large hat, that I can hid an AK-47 in.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but the next police car hauls you over and checks your hat for any bombs, and finds your AK-47.

I wish that DMX is okay.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but why wouldn't he be?

I wish I knew if I missed something.

[Kurtz]

Granted. He hasn't been typing in capitals as he usually has been. Now, I dunno if that means his Caps Lock button is broke, or something is up.

I wish I knew.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, he doesn't often use all capitals.

I wish he were here to join in the fun.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but he has to go back to the gym a second later.

I wish I had a crossbow.