Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Slashmon: Granted, but I put him together wrongly and he becomes a freak of nature doomed to a life as a carny.

I wish for a can of tuna!! PLEASE~

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, an oversized can of tuna falls on Slashmon and crushes him.

I wish for a test subject for my shrink ray. *begins to chuckle with evil intent*

[Shadowknight]

Slashmon: Granted, *throws a sleeping Shadow into the room*

I wish for someone to record this.

[fred_18]

granted, then I e-mail it to everyone once he's done shrinking shadow, but in slashmon's name.

slashmon your cruel, but oh well lets roll it!!*pulls up camera, but nothing happens* uhh, I wish I had film for this thing

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it's full with a recorded intercourse of two ugly old guys.

I wish you put the on the video while I go.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but the video jams up the VCR causing the whole thing to explode.

I wish for a cookie.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it tastes horrible.

I wish you had an extra 1000 posts.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, I'll borrow yours for a while.

I wish for my sanity.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but that might lose us the Crimson we've come to know.

I wish I was better at drawing.

[fred_18]

granted, but you can't make enough product to meet demands so its a waste of time.

I wish you had more skill or something to make your art making faster