Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but he comes along and eats you, too.

I wish you didn't have to resort to violence to get out.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, I come out from the mouth as he regurgitates, but you come out from HELLO!!

I wish you realized what you have just decided.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I don't want to realize, so you fail.

I wish for nice new people to join the forums who actually type English properly.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but just as many people who don't write English properly join as well.

I wish for a good sandwich.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but he's so good you let it eat you instead.

I wish to know my geography test results *gulp*

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you forget everything else in the process.

I wish for a time machine watch.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it always marks 5 AM.

I wish I had a new pair of black-glasses, they go with me.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but they're so dark you can't see.

I wish I could punch a tank and destroy it.

[ATOMICWOLF207]

Granted,but the blast is so intense that it burns of your skin.

I wish Shadowknight had skin back and he becomes
stronger because of it.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but since he's only in his regular form he explodes from the extra power.

I wish someone would put Shadow back together.