Grant a wish.

[Fenrisulfr]

Granted but you get them every milisecond

I wish for an Apocalypse tank

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it causes the apocalypse before you even get to touch it.

I wish for the scarab gun from Halo 2.

[KS_Naslund]

Granted, but the charge is out, better go find another one!

I wish I could meet an alien.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but he abducts you and wants to do all kinds of stuff to you.

I wish for a chilled Pepsi Can that isn't over it's best before date.

[fred_18]

granted, it is a pepsi bottle that is over its best before date


I wish you would be a little more specific, unlike me who isn't really at all

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I make it too specific for you to think up any negative things about it.

I wish you hadn't said that.

[fred_18]

granted, what did I wish for? thinks back but can't remember.


I wish I had something to do.

[Kurtz]

Granted... *summons a big huge mountain of food* Food Fight?

I wish you would say no.

[fred_18]

nah, already ate, but you can give the food to someone else, like, oh I don't know, guilmon?

Guilmon: OHH...I wish I had...GUILMON BREAD!!!!

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you keep eating and eating, eventually becoming a giant blob of red scales that is unsatisfied by anything.

I wish a supersized Guilmon would eat you too.