Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but when the fuel runs out you fall down a bottomless pit, forcefields can't protect against infinite falling unfortunately.

I wish for some ninja stars (shuriken).

[Kurtz]

Granted... but their blunt and rusty.

I wish that someone would keep Lurea busy while I run off! *starts running*

Lurea: GET BACK HERE! *giggles*

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you miss out on yet another yiff fest while I distract her,

I wish Kyo would have some better luck.

[Kurtz]

Granted, I now suddenly have a notepad in my hand, wish something, and she appears right next to me.

I wish you didn't have a notepad.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, I'll use the magic lamp instead.

I wish for an airship.

[Kurtz]

Granted but it crashes a second later.

I wish you foxes can drink this. *holds out the Bottle of Unknownness*

[Crimson Fox]

Granted. Bah, I've already had that before, what you want is a Bottle of Randomness. *places it on the table*

I wish for someone to try a Bottle of Randomness.

[Kurtz]

*immediately starts drinking bottle of Randomness* Granted, but I drink it all instead of having a gulp.

I wish I knew what it does.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, something random will befall you. *someone throws a pie at Kyo*

I wish I knew who that random person was.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you can't see his face to tell who it is.

I wish I didn't keep getting emails every minute.