Grant a wish.

[deathseal1390]

granted, but everytime you do they shoot themselves at you after going 1 ft away from you at 25mph.

i wish i could play the violin

[Digimon Crazy]

granted but s soon as you learn how everyone in the world hates the violin so no one wnts to here you play.

I wish for the most badass gaming computer in the world.

[Flo-Flo Chique]

Granted, but it only plays Dora the explorer games.

I wish that I was immortal.

[deathseal1390]

granted, but all of your friends and family die off without you, and you yourself go mad with all the memories you have.

i wish i had the ability to summon a tomberry

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it doinks you, and not with it's knife.

I wish I had the Oni gauntlet.

[EmirLicht]

Granted, it is a demonic gauntlet that devours your everything.

I wish for a slice of muenster cheese.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but I mispronounced it and gave you munster cheese. Enjoy your slice of frankenstein.

I wish I had a bottomless soda bottle

[johalt]

Granted, but it doesn't have a bottom, so it can't really hold anything...

I wish for a transmogify ray gun (ya know, like from Calvin and Hobbes?)

[deathseal1390]

granted, though it's missin a trigger and the energy scource to power it....

I wish i was a volcoid :3

[Shadowknight]

Granted... I have no clue what a volcoid is so instead I turn you into a bunny with a pancake on it's head

I wish for a pancake cause I am hungry now.