Allow me to introduce myself. You can call me Ruin

[Shadowknight]

OOC: LOL, they were actually supposed to be instant retardation bullets that explode on command. But I like the plastic explosives idea better.

IC: Did you think I'd use bullets? Come on too predictable, and I hate being predictable. *Grabs Gunter and DMX and runs almost 20 miles away* Watch this, *Hits a red button and a nearby car blows up* Whoops, wrong button, *Hits BLUE button and...*



COOOOOOOOLL!!!

[Gunter VanCrimson]

OOC: SUPER ROTFLMFAOOL!!!!

IC: Gun: Now THAT is what I call fireworks.

[Shadowknight]

*Walks into the ruins of the city* Well, I guess we're getting chinese. TO THE CHINESE FOOD PLACE! AWAY!

*At the chinese food place*

Chinese lady: and den?

Shadow: No and then!!

Chinese lady: and den?

Shadow: No and then!!

Chinese lady: and den?

Shadow: No and then!!

Chinese lady: and den?

Shadow: No and then!!

Chinese lady: and den?

Shadow: No and then!!

*Continue for a few hours*

[Gunter VanCrimson]

ooc: I know that from somewhere!

ic:

Gun: Excuse me, Let me talk to her- *Yells several chinese stuff, and she looks horrified* Well? Give me the rice!

Lady: ............... and den?

Gun: DIE!! *punches head off* STUPID BITCH- *goes crazy, attacking her body*

[Shadowknight]

Dangit Gun, now we can't get chinese food. Oh well, who's up for chicken?

Narrator: Will the three friends ever get to eat? Will Shadow ever find his lost P.L.O.T.D.E.V.I.C.E.? Where is DMX? Why...

Shadow: Why the hell are you here? *Incinerates Narrator* Come on theres a KFP *Kentuck Fried Panda* Over this way, it's finger ling-ling good!

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Gun: *straightens up, covered in blood* Yes master....

[Shadowknight]

Don't call me master. It's kinda creepy.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Gun: Yes Sir.

[DragonMasterX]

DMX: Nu-uh, I'm the one in charge here, I HAVE THE GLASSES! *puts on blackglasses*

[Shadowknight]

We'll see who the leader is, *Splashes a bucket of ice water on DMX* Now who's the leader?